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Bigwull, thanks, that'll work...BTW, what is that pink background in your moon picture? Just curious...
Wullie is that you ? Did Avril send you to the moon ?
Here's hoping that you are fluent in Middle English... The Man in the MoonMon in þe mone stond & strit, on is bot-forke is burþen he bereþ;Hit is muche wonder þat he nadoun slyt, for doute leste he valle, he shoddreþ ant shereþ.When þe forst freseþ, muche chele he byd; þe þornes beþ kene is hattren to-tereþ.Nis no wyþt in þe world þat wot wen he syt, ne, bote hit bue þe hegge, whet wedes he wereþ.Whider trowe þis mon ha þe wey take? he haþ set is o fot is oþer to-foren;ffor non hiþte þat he haþ ne syþ me hym ner shake, he is þe sloweste mon þat euer wes yboren.Wher he were o þe feld þycchynde stake for hope, of ys þornes to dutten is doren,He mot myd is twybyl oþer trous make, oþer al is dayes werk þer were yloren.Ðis ilke mon vpon heh when-er he were, wher he were y þe mone boren and yfed,He leneþ on is forke ase a grey frere. Ðis crokede caynard sore he is adred,Hit is mony day go þat he was here. ichot of is ernde he naþ nout ysped,He haþ hewe sumwher a burþen of brere; þare-fore sum hayward hap taken ys wed.3ef þy wed ys ytake, bring hom þe trous, sete forþ þyn oþer fot, stryd ouer sty.We shule preye þe haywart hom to vr hous ant maken hym at heyse for þe maystry,Drynke to hym deorly of fol god bous, ant oure dame douse shal sitten hym by.When þat he is dronke ase a dreynt mous þenne we schule borewe þe wed ate bayly.Ðis mon hereþ me nout þah ich to hym crye; ichot þe cherl is def, þe del hym to-drawe!Ðah ich 3e3e vpon heh nulle nout hye þe lostlase ladde con nout o lawe.Hupe for þe hubert, hosede pye! ichot þart a-marscled in-to þe mawe.Ðah me teone wiþ hym þat myn teh mye, þe cherld nul nout adoun er þe day dawe.