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Antiques! => Antique Questions Forum => Topic started by: bigwull on November 24, 2013, 12:45:40 AM
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Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor, and a young trainee, were out checking meters in a suburban neighbourhood. They parked their truck at the end of the alley and worked their way to the other end. At the last house, a woman watched the two men from her kitchen window as they checked her gas meter.
When they had finished the meter check, the senior supervisor challenged his younger co-worker to a foot race back to the truck to prove that an older guy could outrun a younger one. The co-worker accepted the challenge. As they approached the truck in full stride, the two men realized that the lady from the kitchen window was huffing and puffing right behind them. They stopped in their tracks and asked the woman why she was running behind them ...
Gasping for breath, she replied, "I'm not stupid... when I see two gas men running that fast, I figure I'd better run too... ;D
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D lol
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20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Please dont let Kevin Bacon die!
One day Jock bought a bottle of fine whiskey and while walking home he fell.
Getting up he felt something wet on his pants.
He looked up at the sky and said,"Oh lord please I beg you......... let it be blood!" ;D
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Are we on a roll today Wullie ?? Or just trying to liven us up ??
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Beat me to it Mart! :)
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Are we on a roll today Wullie ?? Or just trying to liven us up ??
only roll, i,ve had today.....was a raspberry jam & cheddar cheese one, this morning for my brekkies...